Last Updated: August 17, 2003
PSYCHOS FROM AROUND THE WEB
It's been much easier to ID your average nutjob since the advent of the Web.
August 17, 2003 Really, people, they're just comic books.
June 12, 2003 Enter the mystifying world of the moist towelette. They even have a theme song.
May 2, 2002 Further proof that some people have way too much fucking time on their hands. It's also proof that most of the good ways to waste time have been taken.
April 8, 2002 Correlations between telephone area code numbers and word and page numbers in the Bible lexicons and English dictionaries. Huh?
April 3, 2002 Life after death can get you a book deal.
March 22, 2002 I always new that Christian rock was evil.
March 18, 2002 And the worst part is that this guy would still have a better chance of getting a job than me.
March 12, 2002 Bad-ass Mormon action figures are here!!!
March 10, 2002 If I were going to create a picture of a woman on my computer, I would have made one with better teeth.
March 8, 2002 While Gillian Anderson fan sites are pretty common, fan sites devoted soley to what Scully is wearing are special.
March 5, 2002 Only in a town that houses Purdue would you find something like this.
February 26, 2002 There's a right way and a wrong way to dive down a flight of stairs.
February 22, 2002 My feeling is that if you can remember all the beer you're ever drank, you haven't drank much beer.
February 12, 2002 Rumpology: The next wave of butt-stupid ways to have your future read. And it's fully endorced and practiced by Sylvester Stalone's mom.
February 12, 2002 Dr. Toast really enjoys toast.
February 10, 2002 The Landover Baptist Church presents: Jacking Off with Jar-Jar!
February 1, 2002 Bonsai Kitten, while an interesting idea, is really just jamming a kitten into a glass jar.
January 20, 2002 Jesus has apparently become so popular even the Atheists are taking notice.
January 18, 2002 I wouldn't have thought that it would be so difficult to stay in a Home Depot all day. Brought to you by the same guys who gave us the peanut butter and frosting bet.
January 14, 2002 All this time I thought the Mormons were just plotting world domination. Turns out they've used there precious resources to find a cure for masturbation.
January 7, 2002 Possibly the only thing cooler than Kenny Rogers is a bunch of guys who look like Kenny Rogers.
January 6, 2002 Obsessed with pens? Well why the hell not? This girl thinks they are the greatest thing ever. Her sister seems to have her own obsession with pants. But I guess neither of these qualifies as the "worst page on the Internet."
December 19, 2001 There are a variety of reasons why people go to Hell. I'd say that Lordco is one of them, but it's too funny to be that bad. I mean, what's funnier that a Jesus on Stick?
December 18, 2001 You'd better teach your kids about the evil Jews now, lest their futures be destroied by the Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership.
December 18, 2001 I have no fucking idea what this guy is talking about.
November 26, 2001 They done blowded it up good!!!
November 25, 2001 Join us now for the wacky musical misadventures of the Tourist Guy.
November 5, 2001 Do you time travel during sex? This guy does. Plus he's full of other interesting new-age crap.
October 20, 2001 I Hate Mancow. So does this guy.
October 16, 2001 Those wacky neo-Nazis. When will they ever learn?