Last Updated: February 2, 2004
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GENERALLY ODD THINGYS
| February 2, 2004 | You can dress Jesus up, but you can't take him out. |
| December 23, 2003 | Children's books can be evil. |
| August 17, 2003 | Ghosts are more photogenic than I realized. |
| June 12, 2003 | Finally! A URL made from pi. Though it's not really interesting beyond that. |
| May 6, 2002 | Dancing Paul has some of the smoothest white-man moves I've ever seen. |
| April 26, 2002 | Always ahead of its time, the Bible actually predicted the 404 Error. |
| April 23, 2002 | Porn has become way too predictable, apparently. |
| April 18, 2002 | So much irony I can't even stand it. |
| April 10, 2002 | The Shotgun Rules are complex and many. |
| March 29, 2002 | Happy Easter!!! |
| March 28, 2002 | Fuck yeah, I like toasters! |
| March 25, 2002 | So what do those personal ads REALLY mean? |
| March 22, 2002 | Move over, X-Men here come the Jewish Super Heros. |
| March 15, 2002 | Welcome to Sprogopolis, the world's first baby-powered city. |
| March 8, 2002 | Support for Jesus is finally coming from the crack ho demographic. |
| March 5, 2002 | Hotter than the Amish? JANET RENO!!! |
| March 3, 2002 | Damn, those Amish chicks are hot, hot, hot! |
| February 25, 2002 | No love for The Gap. |
| February 18, 2002 | Jesus has a great AOL site. |
| February 15, 2002 | Take the Russian Roulette challenge! |
| February 13, 2002 | The Cathedral is one badass automobile. |
| February 10, 2002 | If I'm ever in Japan, I'm sure I'll want to check out the ancient buildings and stuff. But what I'll really want to see are the public toilets. |
| February 8, 2002 | The new iMac: cute, powerful, and funky. |
| February 5, 2002 | We are Jesus of Borg. Resistance is futile. |
| February 3, 2002 | Clearly you are insane. |
| January 27, 2002 | Everyone needs love, even Jesus Christ. |
| December 30, 2001 | I'm reasonably sure that this is the creepest thing I have ever seen. |
| December 21, 2001 | Some people are trying really, really hard to get into Hell. |
| December 21, 2001 | Celebrate Christmas by blowing your wad on Santa's face. |
| December 17, 2001 | Ouch, Part II. |
| December 14, 2001 | Ouch. |
| December 12, 2001 | Where do you want to spank it today? |
| November 23, 2001 | When you die, you can still contact your loved ones via e-mail. |
| November 19, 2001 | I spent five years in college. I was broke most of the time, which meant I sometimes had to improvise food. So while it was tough at times, it was never bad enough to warrent eating a liquified mouse. |
| October 31, 2001 | Are you tired of you're current novelty condon selection? Then let Condemania show you a new world of selection. |
| October 25, 2001 | And now...the relationship between beer and your brain. |
| October 23, 2001 | Irony? |
| October 20, 2001 | Wondering just how drunk you are right now? Here's a way to check. |
| October 13, 2001 | Need some quick cash in these rough economic times? How about selling your soul? |
| October 12, 2001 | I just learned that the Bert Is Evil web site has been taken down. Apparently someone (I don't think it was the Fractal Cow people) made a pic of Osama bin Laden with Bert in the background. It wound up on a demonstration poster used by bin Laden supporters. The CTW released a statement, stating that, while no tangible proof has ever been found, Bert has long been suspected of being "sympathetic" to Middle Eastern extremist groups. |
| October 12, 2001 | Sometimes it's best to let that 50 cents go, or this could happen to you. |
| October 11, 2001 | This one's been around for a while, but it's still worth viewing. Bert Is Evil |