You wanna know? Well here it is, beeotch.

What's the point of your site?: I've been doing little websites for the past six years or so. I started building pages that were little more than what 13 year old girls build on Angelfire. I only did it because I learn to do it in college. I gradually built more content into it and, after several years and various revisions, I started this vertical weblog-style site. I wanted a chance to sound off on, well, anything I choose. And I wanted a chance to pass along fun websites without constantly sending out e-mails for every little thing I found. It's just easier this way.

What's the point of THIS site?: This version is pretty much the same as it was about a year ago, only I have an actual domain name.

Where am I coming from?: I'll be the first to admit I'm not the most cultured person on Earth. I don't know dick about art or science or why we need eighteen goddamn pieces of silverware at a fancy dinner (but if anyone can tell me why you use a tongue depressor to eat caviar, please let me know). All I know is what I like and what I don't like. It's just that simple. I've found over the years that many people feel the same way as I. I've also found that many people think my opinions aren't worth a pile of warm monkey poo. I've decided that the people who disagree with me are more fun to argue with than people who always see my point of view. Some people go nuts when intellectually provoked. Mad funny. That's why I like engaging people in discussions, to find out what they're thinking. Hell, sometimes even I learn something. And ranting is fun, too.

Am I being fair?: This is America, damnit. We can say whatever we want about whatever we want. It's right there in the Bill of Rights. Look it up. But you always have to respect someone else's opinion. It's their's and their's alone, no matter how stupid their thoughts happen to be. We can make fun of them all day, but you have to let them speak. That's a God-given right. Don't like it? Then suck my balls, you Commie fuckwad.

So what's the deal with you?: As I just said, we need to be fair. So I'll be the first to open up to scrutiny. These are a few things that I personally enjoy. Some of you may agree, and some my think I'm an ass for liking this stuff. As always, you're opinions are most welcome.

Doesn't that make your site look like a gay Angelfire site?: Uh, well, yeah, I guess.

Are you going to make updates to this gay little section?: I suppose, as I find other things I like, music, movies, and television-wise.

You seem to hate a lot of stuff. What really pisses you off?: Ah, a fair and excellent question. But also complex, the question is. Here's a list (to be updated here until it gets it's own page):

• Leaving a cabinet door open - Drives me nuts for some odd reason. Also include closet doors.
• Dogs and dog owners - I've made this clear on the home page.
• ABC - This is only becasue they insist on running Alisa reruns out of order. People like me who are trying to learn about the show keep getting big gaps in the series. Pisses me off.
• FOX - For cancelling Futurama
• Reality Television - And the people who watch it.
• This computer right now - Because it's moving so slow right now.
• Women - You know who you are. It would take too long to elaborate.
• People who insist PCs are sooo much better than Macs - Idiots.
• Anyone with a sticker of something peeing on something else - The joke was never funny.
• The New York Yankees - Fuck 'em.
• Anyone who doesn't like The Simpsons - I just don't trust them.
• My slut of an ex-roommate - And her brother, too.
• People who insist on touching my monitor screen - Keep your damn greasy fingerprints off of it!
• Orange Street, between East and Wright - It's midnight, people, GET YOUR DAMN KIDS IN THE HOUSE. AND PUT A SHIRT ON!
• Tammy - Because she just plain sucks.
• Clear Channel - For making it harder and harder for me to listen to Loveline.
• Most all radion stations - Hey, there's other music out there besides Korn and Staind.
• Eminem Fans - Just wear a sign that reads "I'm retarded." It'll make it easier for me to run you over with my car.
• Republicans - How do you people sleep at night?
• People who start a new sentence in the middle of a previous sentence - Let me explain. Slut Roommate used to do this. It's like someone saying, "I want to get a new car because Hey do we have any milk left?" Notice the car sentence was never completed. Not so bad, you may think, but imagine this happening during every single conversation you have with her. I don't think she ever completed a thought in 10 months.
• Women, Part II - Here's what bugs me. I listen to women all the time whining about how they can't find a "nice, normal guy." I see this on TV, too. You broads go on and on about this, then the first chance you get you're hooking up with some a-hole at a party who treats you like shit but you can't stop calling him and thinking about him and going on and on about "Oh, why won't he call me back. Will you call for me?" and crap like that. And the WORST is you chicks who hook up with a guy with a girlfriend or wife or something and then keep on complaining about why he won't committ to you. HEY, RETARD, HE'S MARRIED! He only comes around because he wants to nail you and he knows you'll give it up. If you stopped, he'd be gone. But you can't accept that. Oh, no. You keep letting him in because, for some retarded chick logic reason, you think that he'll magically decide to be with you. What you don't realize is that this guy's an asshole because he's screwing around on his wife in the first place! Why the HELL are you broads so stupid?
• "Toby Keith Partiotism" - This is a term i came up with for all the rednecks who think the answerto our nation's problems lie in killing everyone who looks at us cross-eyed. "Let's get them sons-a-bithes!", they might be heard to say. Why the fuck can't these idiots see that this is the exact reason that we're having all these problems in the first place? This unfounded sense of superiority and arrogance is just the reason the rest of the planet hates us. Hell, I live here and I'm ashamed to admit it. I'm looking into property in Mexico.